clowns!
Killer clown card.
Potential uses for this card:
• Give this card to your siblings – also afraid of clowns.
• Send this card to any human with good instincts or a sixth sense. THEY know the clowns are BAD.
• Give your neighbor girl this card and five bucks when her family goes to the circus. Tell her if a clown gets within arms reach of her, hand him one – then run like hell.
• Give one to your uncle. He always liked to dress as a clown. Oh gosh, it’s all coming together now, isn’t it…
• Suspect your next door neighbor is a serial killer? Set this card in his mailbox. Note his unusual response upon opening the card – while hopping into his dirty van with no rear windows.
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