gretchen Writes

the visit – Lilly Osteo

admin — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 23:31:27 +0000

Animation script I wrote for new a new osteoporosis compound. Used to educate physicians and internal pharmaceutical sales force team, not only on the actual compound’s properties, but about the disease itself.

Illustrated by the amazing James Ratliff.

The Visit from gretchen writes on Vimeo.

Michael – Lilly Diabetes

admin — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 19:00:58 +0000

A script I created after 2 weeks of intense diabetes research. This character is a culmination of the experiences, emotions, behaviors and characteristics of diabetes patients from the US and the UK. Presented pharmaceutical developers, reps, sales force and doctors so they could better understand, therefor treat diabetes patients properly.

Michael from gretchen writes on Vimeo.

superhero

admin — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:59:56 +0000

You can fly.

Potential uses for this card:
• Know anyone who frequents gaming or comic book conventions?
• Nephew’s 5th birthday. No sense in building false dreams.
• Give this to your friend who still lives in his mom’s basement. Oh wait, that’s you. This card is PERFECT.
• After reconnecting with your childhood best friend on Facebook, send birthday greetings – enveloped in pain and discontent.

blurt cards – just spit it out
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osteo women – Lilly Osteo

admin — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:55:10 +0000

Heartwarming educational script. Utilized at pharmaceutical international trade show. Created three characters to drive home the effect of osteo therapy in three targeted age groups.

Mama Mia!

admin — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:53:34 +0000

Wrote, edited, proofed, and mocked-up a multitude of Prego (a division of Campbell’s) projects while employed at an advertising agency in Minneapolis. In addition, did all of Prego’s pre-production photography. Primarily worked on ad inserts and coupons.

The Prego challenge? With each ad, insert or coupon, making their sauce look and read like gourmet Italian food. It’s sauce in a jar. But boy, we sure made people think it was something special.

*Actual Prego files proprietary, and not released to employees. Instead, a photo of delicious Italian food.

bliggity-blog

admin — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:50:46 +0000

I haven’t written on my blog nearly enough as of late, but if you’d like to read some weirdness, and see some wacky illustrations, check it out.

Please CLICK HERE to go to HOTPFEFFER BLOG site

Snippets of what you will see:

So De Leche

admin — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:47:06 +0000

Wrote, edited, proofed, and mocked-up a multitude of Häagen-Dazs projects while employed at an advertising agency in Minneapolis. In addition, assisted in Häagen-Dazs photo shoots.

Used snappy headlines to sell ice cream concoctions of the moment. Primarily worked on national in store signage, displays, and advertising (as illustrated in the photo).

*Actual files proprietary, and not released to employees.

clowns!

admin — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:46:50 +0000

Killer clown card.

Potential uses for this card:
• Give this card to your siblings – also afraid of clowns.
• Send this card to any human with good instincts or a sixth sense. THEY know the clowns are BAD.
• Give your neighbor girl this card and five bucks when her family goes to the circus. Tell her if a clown gets within arms reach of her, hand him one – then run like hell.
• Give one to your uncle. He always liked to dress as a clown. Oh gosh, it’s all coming together now, isn’t it…
• Suspect your next door neighbor is a serial killer? Set this card in his mailbox. Note his unusual response upon opening the card – while hopping into his dirty van with no rear windows.

blurt cards – just spit it out
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osteo box – Lilly Osteo

admin — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:45:54 +0000

Utilized at International pharmaceutical trade show. Three women of normal osteoporosis age risk (55 yrs. +) have the ability to break free – by making healthy decisions, lifestyle choices and seeking early preventative treatment.

git ‘r done

admin — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:40:07 +0000

Wrote copy for the Larry the Cable Guy website (excluding bio, which was provided by mgmt. company).

In addition, wrote jokes to be included on pop-ups and easter eggs.

Please CLICK HERE to view Larry’s site.

dinosaur – grrrr!

admin — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:38:51 +0000

What would you do with a dinosaur?

Potential uses for this card:
• Send as a big hello to any dinosaur enthusiast
• Know anyone who likes robots? They’ll probably like this card too. Most people who like robots like dinosaurs. We’re wacky like that.
• Nephew’s confirmation

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Mmmm…mmm…good

admin — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:35:31 +0000

Wrote, edited, proofed, and mocked-up numerous Campbell’s projects while employed at an advertising agency in Minneapolis. In addition, did all Campbell’s pre-production photography.

Primarily worked on ad inserts for holiday promotions. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find Funyuns in Minneapolis? Somewhere up North, there is a singular person hoarding all of the Funyuns. I’m sure of it. One day we will all know the truth.

*Actual files proprietary, and not released to employees. But check out this green bean casserole photo I ripped from the internet. Delectable.

Prevent Blindness

admin — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:35:25 +0000

Video script written for Prevent Blindness to raise awareness as to how living with eye disorders can affect one’s life. (I used three specific eye disorders in this video – shown through their eyes).

Poke my belly

admin — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:33:12 +0000

Wrote, edited, proofed, and mocked-up numerous Pillsbury projects while employed at an advertising agency in Minneapolis. Primarily worked on ad inserts, premiums and coupons.

*Files proprietary, and not released to employees. Instead, I have provided a swanky array of 1970′s Pillsbury work. Now, just imagine similar work, but created in the late 1990′s, with really catchy wording. It’s all pretty much the same, really. Same little guy selling to their loyal market.

butterfly birthday

admin — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:30:47 +0000

Beautiful birthday wishes.

Potential uses for this card:
• Send one to your favorite teacher.
• Give this to your friend with the butterfly fetish. She’ll find some weird, deep meaning in this card, and post it on her refrigerator.
• Present this card to your friend at a PTA luncheon.

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